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I Feel Like that Antelope
At Orchard Baptist, we sometimes project video footage behind song words and I often tell people the story of the wildlife footage that our computer operator used once (and I stress the word once!) We had been singing about God being the … Continue reading
Whose Church is it Anyway?
A picture has popped up on my Facebook feed a few times in the past week. It shows lettering on the wall of a church where the ‘S’ has fallen off so it now reads ‘AINT PETER’S CHURCH’ Seeing the picture made … Continue reading
The One About the Herb Eater
So, we had some friends coming around for dinner, one of whom is a vegetarian and when we told my daughter, she said, ‘I know her, she is a herb eater’. At that moment the language she needed escaped her and … Continue reading
Posted in Bible, Faith, funny, God is our father, God is powerful, God is with us, God loves us, Life experiences
Tagged funny story, vegetarians, who is God
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The One About the Poster in the Men’s Toilets
This is a poster from the men’s toilets in the Colchester Odeon cinema (I never thought that would be an opening line for a blog post!) I need to make it clear that I don’t normally take photographs in public … Continue reading
The One Where Someone Threw A Dog At Me
So, we were tidying up after our toddler group and I noticed that there was a toy dog underneath some chairs. One of the toddlers was toddling (it’s funny how they do that) around and so I had asked her if … Continue reading
The One Where I Walked Into A Window
So, I was trying to collect a pizza and as I walked along the front of the shop towards the door I was looking at my phone and bringing up the order number. I glanced up and saw that I was nearly … Continue reading
Ooh Carpetright
So, as we were driving around a roundabout (well you don’t go across them do you!) my daughter shouted from the back, ‘OOH CARPETRIGHT’. She said it with the same kind of enthusiasm that you would expect from an ‘it’s … Continue reading
Ironically the attendance winners were all absent
The three winners names were all read out and they were congratulated for their 100% attendance but then it was realized that none of them were there. The irony of this was only softened by the fact that at least … Continue reading
Posted in Bible, Faith, funny, Life experiences
Tagged ironic, irony, life in all its fullness, live in the moment, live life well, panic, regret, turning up, worry
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The irony of freedom behind a fence
I love irony and when I found this picture on the net yesterday it really made me smile. The statue of William Wallace with the word ‘FREEDOM’ stands fenced off and trapped and surely this is as ironic as things … Continue reading
Don’t let worries kill you, let the church help
I love this picture. It makes me laugh every time I see it but it also makes me sad because it can be true. Gandhi said: I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so … Continue reading
Posted in acceptance, Faith, funny, Loving one another, stress
Tagged do not judge, Don’t let worries kill you let the church help, forgiveness, peace, stress
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Honest about my faith 